Oops

If you’re Alex Rodriguez, and you’re been busted for using steroids …

If you’ve told the nation’s sporting press you got the drugs from your cousin …

If your story is that your cousin not only provided the drugs but shot you up with them …

You might — I say might — want to have your cousin stay away for a while.

Instead, Rodriguez has his cousin Yuri Sucart pick him up after the Yankees’ first spring training game.

Smooth move, A-Rod.

Sucart’s presence did not go unnoticed by the press or by Yankees general manager Brian Cashman, who said Thursday that the matter “has been handled.”

I bet it has.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2009/news/story?id=3936975