Thursday, August 27, 2009

Ah, Texas


The word that comes to mind upon seeing the 160-foot-wide, 72-foot-high video screen that looms just 90 feet above the field at Jerry Jones’ new $1 billion football palace is ... monstrosity.

Dallas' NFL opponents have another name for it — interference.

It seems that Jones, while following NFL stadium guidelines, didn’t actually have a punter test the proposed screen height before installation. So Jones was surprised when Titans backup punter A,J. Trapasso hit the screen several times in warm-ups and once in the Cowboys' first home preseason game.

With typical Texas modesty, at the stadium’s opening the Cowboys were selling T-shirts saying, “Ours is bigger!” Well, yours certainly is dumber.

With friends like these …

So far, things have gone pretty well for Michael Vick. Whether you believe he’s truly repentant or not, he’s basically handled himself well, resulting in his signing with the Philadelphia Eagles.

He’s forged an alliance with the Humane Society, and PETA, while not supportive, has been rather quiet — for them. Everything’s going well.

Time for the NACCP to get involved!

Yes, the NAACP and other civil-rights organizations scheduled a pro-Vick rally Thursday at Lincoln Financial Field, unnecessarily injecting the divisive issue of race into the equation. Leading the charge was one J. Whyatt Mondesire, head of the local NAACP, who distinguished himself in 2005 with a bizarre, racially tinged broadside against fellow African American Donovan McNabb (don’t ask).

“We believe Michael Vick has served his time, paid his debt to society, and deserves a second chance, and the animal-rights groups want to hold him hostage for the rest of his life,” Mondesire said.

Actually, as noted above, the animal-rights groups have thus far played it fairly cool.

We’ll see what they do after you get through, J. Whyatt.

Billy, Billy, Billy …


So.

You’re basketball coach Billy Gillispie. You bombed at Kentucky, not only losing too many games but alienating the people who hired you — in part by not signing the contract you agreed to. If that didn’t make you difficult enough for a new school to trust you, you sued Kentucky for $6 million, leading to a countersuit.

At this point, as a potential hire, you’re mildly radioactive. So you …

… Make yourself completely radioactive by getting arrested for alleged DWI — for the third time?

Human beings’ capacity for self-destruction truly is mind-boggling.

What EXACTLY is his problem, again?


You’re former NBA referee Tim Donaghy.

Your little legal difficulty — you know, taking thousands of bucks in exchange for giving inside information to gamblers — cost you your lucrative job and got you thrown into prison.

But you’re out — sort of — at a halfway house, well on your way to release. So … you …

… Violate the terms of your probation by not showing up at the beverage company you work for?

Donaghy was scheduled to be released in October. Now, it's ... well, uncertain.

Human beings’ capacity for self-destruction truly is mind-boggling. (What? I just said that? Well, it's still true)

She says, he says ... and we believe her

There was an interesting difference of opinion in an otherwise uplifting Wall Street Journal story about Torii Hunter’s 2005 discovery that he had a half-brother.

That half-brother, Brandon Thurman (in photo at right), recently graduated from West Point and he and Hunter have become close friends.

In the story, Thurman’s mother, Gloria Hampton, says she took Theotis Hunter to court for a paternity test, leading to Theotis’ 2005 announcement to Torii that he had a half-brother. Toward the end of the article, Theotis says, “I didn't want to go through life not knowing he was my son. That was something that had to be resolved, so I took the test …”

Oh, so that's how it was …

Actually, revisionist history or no, Theotis deserves credit for getting off crack — with the help of treatment paid for by Torii — and for spending “the past few years trying to correct his past mistakes.”

And both Torii and Brandon, along with their mothers, deserve more credit for the way both men have turned out, in spite of growing up difficult and dangerous circumstances.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203706604574370871062906580.html

Friday column: You could be right, Albert; however ...


The distinction between the past, present and future, Einstein said, is merely an illusion.

Tell that to the good people of Baltimore, who this week have seen Ravens rookie Tony Fein and police Sgt. Joseph Donato embroiled in a dispute that’s spread — via newspapers and especially talk radio — to the rest of the community.

Sunday, Donato, who is white, arrested Fein, who is black, at a Harborplace restaurant after getting a call from mall security that a group of men at the counter were passing around a large silver object that could be a handgun.

It turned out to be a cell phone.

As he was investigating, Donato says, he twice ordered Fein to stand, but the player refused, then pushed Donato in the chest and knocked him to the ground. Thus, police say, the arrest.

Fein’s agent, Milton “Dee” Hobbs Jr., says Fein didn’t disobey Donato, claims that what really happened was that Donato saw a large, African-American man in a baggy, hooded sweat shirt and over-reacted — in other words, racial profiling. Thus, Hobbs says, the arrest.

Now, into Einstein’s “illusion” between yesterday and today.

— Hobbs noted there had been a gang shooting at the mall just the week before, which led to beefed-up police enforcement and a heightened sensitivity by mall security.

— In 1998 as a relatively new officer, Donato had a drug suspect stand over him, point a gun at him and pull the trigger. The gun jammed. Does that brush with death ever completely leave Donato’s mind when he approaches possible confrontations? How could it?

— What’s known about Fein’s background is limited, but it would be somewhat amazing if the 6-2, 245-pound black man hasn’t had a brush with stereotyping in his life, which could explain his over-reaction, if Donato’s account is accurate. But is it?

Donato is a 15-year cop with a good record; Fein is an Army veteran with a good record. So, who to believe? I have no idea. But the case, reminiscent of the recent dust-up between a white officer and a black Harvard professor, has been predictably divisive, as events often are when the present is seen through the lens of the past.

As in South Africa, for instance, where the decision by the Monaco-based International Association of Athletics Federations to have track star Caster Semenya undergo sex-determination testing has been painted as a vestige of colonial domination.

“We are not going to allow Europeans to define and describe our children,” said Leonard Chuene, the president of Athletics South Africa.

So, back to Einstein. I won’t argue for or against his point. I hardly have the brainpower to do that. But from my observation of life, I have to give the last word not to the physics genius but to a literary one.

“What is past is prologue,” Shakespeare wrote, and, unfortunately that appears to be all too true.

Contact Jim Gordon at gjames43@msn.com.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Dumb ...


So.

Rawlings has developed a new, improved batting helmet that can absorb the impact of 100 mph fastballs — and some players don’t want it.

Why?

It doesn’t look cool.

Sigh.

Remember in 2003 when baseball instituted its trial testing of banned performance-enhancing drugs? Players knew a) they all would be tested and b) when they would be tested. It wasn’t a drug test as much as an IQ test — but enough players still flunked it to trigger permanent testing.

This situation with the safer helmet is another IQ test, and some players, once again, are deserving of Fs. Wait, make that F-minuses.

and dumber ...


Speaking of dumb decisions, I give you Seattle’s Adrian Beltre, who is out — possibly for the rest of the season — because there’s a problem with … well, because there’s some bruising in his … hmmm … how can I put this?

Because he plays third base for a living and doesn’t bother to wear a protective cup!

Yes, Beltre took one down there, and is paying the price for it. A story about Beltre mentioned that some other big leaguers also go sans protection, which boggles my mind.

I played organized baseball for years and softball for decades, and I never went out on the field without a cup. Some players complain it’s uncomfortable. I say, if you want to know what’s really uncomfortable, ask Beltre.

Maybe major league teams should institute a cup check. Don’t know what that is? Men of my age who participated in athletics back in high school surely do. Players line up, a coach with a bat walks along the line and asks everyone if they have their cup on.

Everyone says, “Yes, Coach!”

Then sometimes he checks.

With the bat.

That's definitely a way you don't want to be caught in a lie.

Is this really a surprise?


If you believe the reports about O.J. Mayo — about the green that the hoopster was given in high school and later at USC while supposedly an “amateur” — you won’t be surprised to hear that Mayo allegedly ordered $150,000 in custom jewelry and then somehow forgot to pay for it.

According to a recently filed lawsuit, Mayo’s order included a diamond bangle, diamond ring, diamond necklace, watch and bracelet.

Mayo’s not talking about the accusations against him, but then, he never does. That’s what lawyers are for, right?

I just hope his attorneys are getting paid up front …

Props for McNabb


It is to Donovan McNabb’s credit that he not only approved the Eagles’ signing of Michael Vick, but lobbied for it.

For any NFL quarterback to lobby for the signing of another athlete that conceivably could take his place — regardless of the circumstances — takes cojones. And something else.

Heart.

Friday column: Can Vick turn life around? Let’s find out


The running of the dogfighting ring — and all that entails — is bad enough. The consistent lying — to his team owner, to the NFL commissioner, to the feds — is bad enough.

But what’s really disturbing about Michael Vick’s crimes is his hands-on involvement in the killing of the defenseless animals. It implies an enjoyment of the act that suggests a deep sickness of the soul — if not sociopathy.

So, I understand the attitude of those who don’t want Vick back playing football in the NFL, making millions of dollars — even if he owes millions to creditors — or being in the limelight — even if, as he says, he’ll use that limelight to fight the kind of animal cruelty he participated in for years.

Why?” asked two people — both women — when I said I was glad the Philadelphia Eagles had signed Vick. I mention gender because a Marist Poll showed a split on the issue. Although 69 percent of male football fans polled backed Vick’s reinstatement, only 39 percent of female fans supported it. Overall, while 57 percent were in favor, 43 were opposed or unsure.

I understand the resistance to giving Vick a second chance.

If I had a dollar — wait, just a nickel — for every athlete’s apology that was insincere, I’d be on the Cote d’Azur sipping a cool one rather than writing this column. Just two weeks ago, I made fun of plans for a “Michael Vick Celebration Day” in his hometown of Newport News, Va., a celebration reportedly conceived of by Vick himself. I thought it suggested that despite the 19 months Vick spent in prison, he still hadn’t “gotten it.”

But doubts are not enough to prevent a man, once freed from jail, a chance to work. The real question, of course, is how free is Vick from his old lifestyle and his old way of thinking?

The answer: Who knows?

Other than the “Celebration Day” hiccup, Vick has said and done the right things. Vick’s mentor, Tony Dungy, an intelligent and honorable man, says the quarterback is truly repentant.

Such a turnaround is possible.

I think of another man who participated in acts in barbarism — in this case, to fellow human beings, perhaps to Vick’s ancestors. He traded in men, women and children — as depraved an activity as is possible.

This man was John Newton, who became an Anglican clergyman, wrote “Amazing Grace” and successfully fought against the very slave trade he had engaged in for years.

Over time — and it takes time — Newton, once a collaborator with evil, became a force for good, and a formidable one at that. Can Vick do the same?

I don’t know. Let’s give him a chance and see.

Contact Jim Gordon at gjames43@msn.com.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Now, it's up to him


Based on his inviting his hometown to host “Michael Vick Celebration Day,” I questioned whether the former Atlanta Falcon and recent jailbird had truly “gotten it.” I still question that, but I’m glad an NFL team — Philly — has stepped up and signed him.

So he has his chance. With the wise assistance of Tony Dungy, perhaps he will prove doubters like me wrong. I hope I will be proven wrong. We’ll see.

What they say vs. what they're thinking


Rick Pitino, at left, above, on his facing up to his little “indiscretion”:

“(Like I tell my players) When you have a problem, if you tell the truth, the problem becomes part of your past. If you lie it becomes part of your future.”

Don’t think about what I did — think about how brave and wonderful I am for telling the truth at the point where I have absolutely no choice in the matter.

“When 9/11 hit, you needed a community to get you over it. In New York City, it was easy because everybody knew the devastation of that and they got each other over it. In Louisville, the impact wasn't felt like New York City, but I needed this community to help me get over it.”

Raising the specter of 9/11 might not be the classiest thing I can do but hey, it worked for the Bush administration for years …

Louisville athletic director Tom Jurich, third from left, above: “Coach Pitino has been truthful with us about this matter all along and we stand by him and his family during this process.”

More to the point, we stand behind Pitino’s 553 collegiate wins, his national championship and his five Final Four appearances.

Louisville president Dr. James Ramsey, second from left, above: “Regardless of the truth or falsehood of specific actions that have been attributed to the coach, he's clearly made errors in judgment that have come under intense public scrutiny. We can't ignore these errors in judgment …”

But we will, just the same.

Talk about a reality check


Recommended reading: An Associated Press story about swimmer Dara Torres realizing that she and her daughter flew with the pilot – and probably on the same helicopter — that collided with a small plane and crashed into the Husdon River, killing nine people.

Torres’ ride came just two days before the fatal flight.

“I was a little freaked out (by the realization,)” Torres told The Associated Press. “You realize how precious life is.”

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/swimming/news/story?id=4389713

Friday column: A few words on Pitino’s 'indiscretion'


Louisville head basketball coach Rick Pitino’s little “indiscretion” — his restaurant dalliance with a stranger and his giving her abortion money — and this week’s responses to it all do a remarkable job of illustrating where we are in 2009.

These are the elements that stand out:

Worship of celebrity. Pitino was 50 when Karen Cunagin — now Karen Sypher — saw him in a Louisville restaurant in 2003. Pitino is not a bad-looking man, but I doubt a stranger would have made a play for him — and then had sex with him on the eatery floor — if he hadn’t been Rick Pitino, state of Kentucky basketball god.

Sense of entitlement. The flip side of that worship is a sense of entitlement, a feeling by some people that rules don’t apply to them. Are there rules against a married father of five doing what Pitino did? Well, yes, there are.

Callous disregard for life.
As far as we know, Pitino, who proclaims himself a devout Catholic, took no responsibility for the life he created with Sypher; nor at Wednesday’s news conference, I did I hear a single word of regret for the ending of that life.

Overemphasis on winning. Pitino made more than one reference to how successful a basketball coach he’s been, a blatant plea to the Louisville faithful to overlook his off-court behavior and focus instead on his winning percentage.

Use of duplicity. Pitino’s lawyer quibbled with a report that said the coach had given Sypher money for an abortion. No, no, he said, the coach had given her money for health insurance — which she then used to have an abortion. Are we really expected to believe that Pitino would have forked over three grand if Sypher hadn’t been pregnant? Please.

Hypocrisy. University president Dr. James Ramsay praised Pitino as a role model for youth, but Ramsay knows Pitino no longer has any moral authority — none — to wield as he tries to guide his young players.

Enabling behavior. Athletic director Tom Jurich said he was “a million percent” behind Pitino.

Love of money. Pitino has made millions of dollars for the university, and don’t think that isn’t playing a role in the university’s decision to, in Jurich’s words, “stand by him and his family … ”

Uncaring use of others. From what we know about Sypher, including her alleged attempt to extort money from Pitino and her apparently invented rape allegations against him, she is a very troubled woman. That does not mitigate the seriousness of what Pitino did; it makes it worse.

Indifference. Peyton Siva, an incoming recruit, made it clear that Pitino’s actions didn’t affect him at all. “I ain’t leaving,” Siva said on his Twitter account. “Rick personal life is his life. He’s here to coach me and is the best teach of hoop to me! So like the fans say, ‘Go Cards.’ ”

“Go Cards,” indeed. After all, how can you fire a “best teach of hoop” over a simple indiscretion? You can’t, not in America in 2009.

Contact Jim Gordon at gjames43@msn.com.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Personal responsibility? It’s slip-sliding away


In a Little League game, a 12-year-old boy gets a base hit, tries to stretch it into a double, slides and injures his knee.

What’s the first thing a parent does?

Right — call a lawyer.

Jean Gonzales sued the New Springville Little League in Staten Island, N.Y., and two of the league's coaches, claiming her son Martin was not properly taught how to slide.

Obviously.

I mean, people who are properly taught to slide never hurt themselves sliding, do they?

When the lawsuit was filed in 2007, area lawyers didn’t think it had much chance of success but, hey, this is America.

This month the Little League agreed to pay Gonzales $125,000.

Is this a great country or what?

Reach out and bean someone

You may remember seeing the video:

In the midst of a brawl, a minor league pitcher takes aim, hurls a ball at the dugout of the opposition — and hits a fan right in the noggin, giving the fan a concussion and a nine-day headache.

Julio Castillo, then of the Peoria Chiefs, a farm team of the Chicago Cubs, was charged with two counts of felonious assault. Tuesday, he was convicted on one of them.

Castillo’s lawyer claimed the pitcher was actually trying to warn the opposition to stay away from his teammates and, as he doesn’t speak English, a 90 mph fastball was his only means of communication. Therefore, he said, he couldn’t be found guilty.

Nice try, councilor.

Still, Castillo got off easy — a 30-day sentence which, yes, he is appealing.

His future with the Cubs is uncertain.

Yes, Hank, you're right, but ...

Henry Aaron is old school. No, I mean OLD school. He’s quaint, in fact.

Aaron, who hit 755 home runs without benefit of steroids, has a message for youngsters:

"I tell them you may not be able to hit 700 home runs, but you need to do the right things," Aaron said. "There's no shortcuts in life. Everything is going to catch up."

Tell that to the players who used ’roids to pad their stats, earn fat contracts — and haven’t yet been outed as cheaters. There are still 100 names on the 2003 list of banned-substance users that haven’t come out.

Friday column: So ... so much to celebrate


So.

You’re Michael Vick.

You’ve gone away to prison for 19 months. You’ve lost tens of millions of dollars in income and fines and are tens of millions in debt. You recently were voted the most disliked man in sports.

You’re a pariah not only for your conviction on dogfighting charges but for your personal, hands-on role in the savage torturing and killing of innocent animals.

Your “conditional” reinstatement to the NFL is dependent upon your behavior, your true repentance and evidence that you finally “get it,” that you — you alone — ultimately are responsible for the unmitigated disaster that is your life.

So you …

decide it’s time for Michael Vick Community Celebration day!

Yes, the good folks in Vick’s hometown of Newport News, Va., are cooking up a day to honor the life of one Michael Dwayne Vick — with Vick’s blessing.

Actually, it’s with more than his blessing.

“It was his idea,” John Eley, one of the organizers, told The Associated Press. “Vick wanted to give back to the community, like he always does.”

Vick wants to “give back to the community” by staging a celebration for himself?

Uh yeah, he definitely “gets it,” all right.

* * *

So.

You’re Dodgers owner Frank McCourt.

Your team went ahead with Manny Ramirez bobblehead night even though your left fielder had been suspended for 50 games for having taken a banned drug.

OK, you’re a business, and 50,000 dolls already had been ordered. I understand.

Then it’s revealed that your left fielder apparently was a steroid user back way back in 2003, thus bringing more embarrassment to your team.

So you …

... order up another 50,000 dolls for a second Manny bobblehead night!

Why not another night for you, Frank. You’re the real bobblehead.

* * *

So.

You’re Boston’s David Ortiz.

When news comes out that your name was on the list of players who tested positive for banned substances in 2003, you say, “You know me — I will not hide and I will not make excuses.”

So ...

... you hide and refuse to answer questions for more than a week!

Now you say you’re going to address the issue Saturday, so we’ll find out then about the not-making-excuses part. If you stonewall, may I suggest a bobblehead night for you? Or perhaps even a “David Ortiz Community Celebration”?

Contact Jim Gordon at gjames43@msn.com.