Theees eees schmartness, yes?

So.

You’re John Drew, Kyle Griswould or Brandon Putnama — a freshman athlete at the institution of high learning known as Duke University.

You’ve read about and seen — it’s everywhere, you can’t miss it — NBA star Gilbert Arenas mess up his life by playing with guns.

You’ve read about and seen — I’m guessing you do follow SportsCenter, right? — three Tennessee basketball players mess up their careers by playing with guns.

So … you …

Play around with a semi-automatic pistol — actually fire some shots in the air — in an early-morning incident on campus, and get yourself kicked off your football team???

Well, yes, you do and now beside losing your spot on the roster, you’re facing felony charges.

John Drew, Kyle Griswould, Brandon Putnam, you are brilliant — positively brilliant.