Titanic tasks

Poor Vince Young.

He lost his starting quarterback job with the Tennessee Titans with erratic play and even more erratic behavior. So to get it back, he essentially issued a “play-me-or-trade-me” demand.

Good luck with that.

Poor Vince Young’s agent.

After his client popped off to a Baltimore television station about being the starter or else, Major Adams went into damage-control mode, trying to convince the people that sign Young didn’t mean any of it.

Good luck with that.

Speaking of convincing, Young — who has thrown a one-person pity party on the sidelines and acted oddly enough to cause his family to be concerned for his mental health — needs to persuade somebody he’s stable and mature enough to lead an NFL football team.

Good luck with that.