Thursday, June 18, 2009

Nothing deodorizes like winning


Kobe Bryant, onetime pariah for sexual-assault charges, is now a monarch — witness Conan O’Brien’s excessive homage to the NBA star after the Lakers beat Orlando in the NBA Finals and Bryant was named Finals MVP.

O’Brien brought a 25-foot statue of a pharaoh from the Universal Studios lot and placed it in his studio in order to make Bryant "feel like a king."

Which is thoughtful, because I’m certain Bryant’s ego needs the boost.

O’Brien provided the statue for Bryant, but Bryant also had a gift for O’Brien — game-worn signed sneakers! Wow! Imagine, actually worn shoes with actual foot odor from an actual NBA star! Why he didn’t he just give Conan a game-worn signed jock instead?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

No matter what he accomplishes on the largely insignificant basketball court, he is still a rapist who escaped the punishment of the law because he had the money and public relations attack to avoid and skirt justice as well as pay off the victim and witnesses to keep quiet. This rapist should be still in the Colorado State Penitentary in Canon City for his violent and ruthless crimes he did commit.