Thursday, April 7, 2011

My savings account didn't look like that when I was 10 (heck, it doesn't look like that now)


So.

Ten-year-old Cliff Forrest Jr. took $8,500 out of his savings account to buy William "The Refrigerator" Perry's Super Bowl XX ring — which the financially strapped Perry sold years ago — and give it back to him.

The Pittsburgh lad decided to give Perry the ring after learning the former Bear lineman suffers from Guillain-Barre syndrome, an autoimmune disease that can cause paralysis.

"He only played in one Super Bowl," Cliff explained in an interview. "I thought he would want it more than I did."

I’m not sure what’s more surprising: Cliff’s generosity or the fact the 10-year-old had a savings account with at least $8,500 in it.

Keeping his options open


Ron Artest didn't like Dallas owner Mark Cuban saying he wanted the Lakers forward to have the ball in his hands more and be forced to make decisions in the triangle offense.

"He said too much," Artest said. "We'll probably see them in the playoffs. He's a smart man. Let's see if he's right. He's got confidence in his team. I don't feel as if they can beat us."

Still, Artest said he's willing to work with the billionaire, who owns — among other things — HDNet.

"I'm going to go into his office to see if I can get a show on his network," Artest said.

Let’s see: Cuban expressed an interest doing a show with Charlie Sheen. Now Artest wants to work with Cuban. Is it possible? Sheen and Artest ... together?

That’s either can’t-miss TV or can't-watch TV. Not sure which.

Friday column: Violence mystifies; not so words that follow

Where does random violence come from?

Fear, ignorance, pride, deprivation, our so-called “reptilian” brain?

Search me.

There are instances where, to my simple mind, instances of violence are just inexplicable.

The multiple killings in Afghanistan in the wake of a Florida pastor’s burning of the Quran, for instance.

Or, closer to home, the severe beating of a Giants fan on Opening Day in Los Angeles.

On March 31, following L.A.’s 2-1 victory, Bryan Stow of Santa Cruz was jumped on the way to his car by two men wearing Dodgers clothing. Knocked to the ground, the 42-year-old paramedic hit his head on the pavement, suffering a severe skull fracture and bad bruising to his frontal lobe.

In hopes of relieving pressure because of brain swelling, doctors placed Stow in a medically induced coma, and a piece of his skull was removed. Now, Stow is said to be showing signs of “brain injury and dysfunction” and faces a long recovery process, at best.

The only apparent motive for the attack on Stow was the Giants gear he was sporting. Think about that. Two men pummel a man they don’t know — in this case, a father of two — changing forever not only his life, but also the lives of all those close to him because he’s wearing another team’s colors.

Are there other factors? Bound to be — here’s guessing that alcohol is one of them — and perhaps they’ll come to light if the attackers are arrested. A reward of $100,000 has been offered.

The Dodgers contributed $25,000 to the offer; that was the good part of the team’s response to the incident. There was also a poor one.

“It is extremely unfortunate that this incident took place on what was otherwise a great day at Dodger Stadium for tens of thousands of fans,” said Josh Rawitch, the Dodgers’ vice president of communications.

Yes, Josh, by all means, put the savage beating in perspective for us. We’ll all feel better.

Rawitch may be paid to bleed Dodger blue, but it’s Stow’s red blood we’re concerned about; Rawitch is just trying to sidestep the fact that there have been questions about security at Dodger Stadium, including the amount of alcohol served.

It reminds me — in a way — of “Pastor” Jones’ response to the stupid, senseless but all-to-predictable violence that followed his burning of a Quran.

Jones called the killings “very tragic” but accepted no responsibility for them, even though he had been warned that such incidents would certainly follow a burning.

“As we say, we live in America and people are free to do as they please within the confines of the law,” Jones blogged.
Well, bully for Pastor Jones’ standing on his rights — a stand that other people paid for with their lives.

As I said, violence often is inexplicable to me. Not so comments that follow violence. They’re frequently, as in these cases, manifestly self-serving.

Contact Jim Gordon at gjames43@msn.com.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Silence is (Al) Golden


Ah, football coaches. God love ’em.

I sure don’t.

Such control freaks.

Take new Miami coach Al Golden, who refuses to comment on reports that six players have been suspended for the Hurricanes’ season opener against Maryland.

Asked directly about the reported suspensions, Golden said, “If players are suspended you will be notified from our office and (spokesman) Chris Freet and me as the head coach. Right now we are not discussing any matters that are internal externally."

Yes, the “we’ll handle this internally” ploy.

Unfortunately for Golden, linebacker Ramon Buchanan’s little go-round with police is a bit too large to hide under the blanket.

Buchanan, you see, is facing felony charges after allegedly spitting on and attempting to head-butt a police officer; he’s also facing three misdemeanor charges following an incident last week.

Buchanan, 21, is said to have caused a disturbance in a restaurant bathroom in the Coconut Grove section of Miami at about 1:30 a.m. Friday. According to the cops, he was told to leave three times before being placed under arrest.

When finally arrested, Buchanan allegedly said, "I'm a UM football player and I don't give a f--- what you do. I'll get out of it. F--- the police."

Golden called it all an "unfortunate misstep.”

But he did suspend Buchanan. Had to. Even told the press about it. Had to.

Must have hated that.

Speaking of control freaks ...


Then we have Auburn coach Gene Chizik, who’s absolutely mum on off-season arrests of several Tigers and the dismissal of five players from last season’s national championship team.

Chizik responded to questions about off-field incidents by saying he would only answer “spring practice and our football team and guys that are currently on our team.”

Way to man up, Coach. Way to give your kids a good lesson in accountability.

More Tigers trouble


In an HBO special, four former Tigers admit they received thousands of bucks from boosters.

The four — Chaz Ramsey, Troy Reddick, Stanley McClover and Raven Gray — say they received cash as part of a pay-for-play scheme during their time at Auburn.

The four played for the Tigers pre-Chizik, but if any of you think the culture at Auburn has changed, well … think Cam Newton.

McClover — that's him above — said that when he was being recruited out of high school, boosters from Auburn, Michigan State and Ohio State arranged for him to get money and other inducements such as — ahem — sexual services.

McClover was set to go to Ohio State, but after receiving a wad cash from Tigers boosters, switched to Auburn. "I felt like I owed them," he said.

The NCAA already is looking into possible Auburn violations and while these four players’ admissions might be too far in the past to act upon, they’re not likely to make the NCAA ease up any on its current probe.

Friday column: Bryant and Junker — bling and fling


Dez Bryant and John Junker would seem to have little in common.

The first is a 22-year-old wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys; the second is a middle-age-plus bowl game executive — or was until Tuesday, when the Fiesta Bowl sent the CEO and his $600,000 salary packing.

Bryant’s difficult childhood is well-known; personal information about Junker was hard to come by after his bio was scrubbed from the Fiesta Bowl website, but I don’t believe Junker’s mother birthed her son when she was 15, as did Bryant’s, or spent time behind bars for selling crack.

But the two men apparently do share something — a fondness for playing fast and loose with money not their own.

While still at Oklahoma State, the talented Bryant clearly was headed for a pro payday, but he didn’t want to wait.

A year and a half before inking an $8.5 million deal with the Cowboys, he set up a line of credit through an adviser and begin to make purchases here and there.

Necessities, really.

Like diamond dog tags set in white gold. Like a $60,000 custom charm. Like a $65,000 diamond cross made of white gold. Like nine expensive watches and other assorted goodies.

What’s wrong with that, you ask? Well, nothing, I suppose — if you pay back what you borrow. Bryant didn’t, and now two entities are suing him for $861,350, plus interest and attorney fees.

Junker, as far as we know, isn’t into bling. Instead, his style runs to treating the Fiesta Bowl’s nonprofit funds like his own personal piggy bank. A scathing 276-page investigative report found that Junker benefited from “excessive compensation, nonbusiness and inappropriate expenditures and inappropriate gifts.”

How much are we talking about? At least $360,000 that Junker received was cited, delicately, as being “potentially personal” or “potentially inappropriate;” another $2.26 million was called “undetermined,” meaning more information was needed to determine whether those expenditures were hinky.

Among the more egregious expenses were a $33,000 birthday bash for Junker, a $110,000 Celebrity Fight Night spree, and a $1,200 strip club tab that Junker defended this way: “We are in the business where big, strong athletes are known to attend these types of establishments. It was important for us to visit, and we certainly conducted business.”

I bet they did.

To be fair, Junker did try to spread the wealth around, specifically to local politicians — reportedly hatching a scheme to buy influence by having Fiesta Bowl employees contribute to campaign coffers, then secretly (and illegally) get reimbursed through bogus bonuses.

Bryant and Junker — citizens from different sides of the track, yet both experiencing the ultimate American dream: living large on other people’s cash.

Greed — America’s great social glue.

Contact Jim Gordon at gjames43@msn.com