Even more self-destruction

Then we have Bobby Gonzalez, former hoops coach at Seton Hall.

Gonzalez, who ran an outlaw program with the Pirates — no, I mean really; several players on his roster had run-ins with the police — was arrested for allegedly shoplifting a roughly $1,400 men's satchel from the Polo Ralph Lauren store in a New Jersey mall.

Gonzalez, known as a cutter-of-corners, is suspected of cutting off a sensor tag on the bag, then leaving the store.

Said Gonzalez’s lawyer: “This is a misunderstanding and series of miscommunications. Bobby did not intend to steal anything.”

Notice the mouthpiece didn’t say “Bobby” didn’t steal it — just that he didn’t intend to.