You’re Mike Edwards or Janzen Jackson or Nu’Keese Richardson (in photo). You’re part of a coveted freshman class recruited by first-year coach Tennessee Lane Kiffin.
Your team, the Vols, isn’t doing great, but has plenty of promise, as do your careers at UT — and possibly beyond.
So … you …
Put hoodies on and try to stick up a couple of people at a convenience store in the heart of the campus area?
Smooth move.
They got no money for their trouble — the victims had nada in their wallets — but were quickly arrested, along with their genius getaway driver, a woman found to be carrying marijuana and a marijuana grinder.
Maybe that helps explain the um … planning … that went into the armed robbery attempt.
As for Lane Kiffin, who loudly bragged about snatching Richardson away from Florida coach Urban Meyer, how’s that recruiting class looking now?