Hey, lackey work is hard to find

Ed Joyner's not giving up his night job without a fight. No, sirree.

The Pennsylvania state trooper, barred from working as a bodyguard-gopher for the Mr. Ben Roethlisberger, esquire, wants his bosses to allow him to resume his illustrious part-time employment.

I guess the thrill of standing guard outside a dingy bathroom while a liquored-up quarterback tries to bop a liquored-up coed is difficult to duplicate.