Great moments in education

So.

You’re Jordan Spriggs, an Auburn football player not exactly into academics (hard to believe, I know, but play along).

You have an assignment coming up that you’d just as soon not complete — hey, who wants anything cutting into their Xbox time? You obviously need to procure schoolwork from another source.

Do you:

a) Request a little academic ... uh, help from a low-level football assistant;

b) Ask another scholar-athlete at Auburn where he gets his papers?

c) Tweet, “Who is good at writing papers? I pay”?

If you’re actually Jordan Spriggs, you actually Tweet, “Who is good at writing papers? I pay”?

Mr. Spriggs, NCAA for you on line one …