Thursday, March 4, 2010

We’re really not buying it


Tiger Woods' caddie, Steve Williams, who has a well-deserved reputation as a blowhard, is at it again, telling New Zealand’s 60 Minutes that had he only known about his boss’ sexual dalliances, he would have made them known.

Right.

Not, mind you, talk to him personally and ask him what the hell he thinks he’s doing — but publicly expose the man making him wealthy for carrying sticks across nicely mowed grass.

Right.

"I'm a straight-up sort of person," Williams said. "If I'd have known something was going on, the whistle would have been blown. He knows that, that's just the way I operate."

How you operate, Steve, is to open your mouth without engaging your brain.

I wonder who Tiger's next caddie will be?

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