Sounds reasonable to me

So.

The 2006 Land Rover that Southern Cal tailback Joe McKnight has been driving isn’t his — it’s his girlfriend’s.

OK.

And the car was registered not by the girlfriend, but by the girlfriend's boss, Scott Schenter, just because he’s a good guy.

OK.

And Schenter has no dreams of turning his relationship with McKnight into a marketing opportunity, just because he bought the Web site www.joemcknight4.com and has a company called “USC Marketing.”

OK.

And Schenter didn’t respond to questions about all this at first because he was in South Africa and the “internet is very expensive to use” there.

OK.

And everyone is telling the truth — even though McKnight obviously lied when he denied driving the car (he had been seen behind the wheel several times by reporters).

OK.

And McKnight might not play in Saturday’s Emerald Bowl because it’s all a big misunderstanding.

OK.

And the USC administration is investigating possible NCAA violations because of the misunderstanding.

OK

And we’re all dumb as a box of rocks.

OK.