Thursday, February 26, 2009

Oops


If you’re Alex Rodriguez, and you’re been busted for using steroids …

If you’ve told the nation’s sporting press you got the drugs from your cousin …

If your story is that your cousin not only provided the drugs but shot you up with them …

You might — I say might — want to have your cousin stay away for a while.

Instead, Rodriguez has his cousin Yuri Sucart pick him up after the Yankees’ first spring training game.

Smooth move, A-Rod.

Sucart’s presence did not go unnoticed by the press or by Yankees general manager Brian Cashman, who said Thursday that the matter “has been handled.”

I bet it has.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2009/news/story?id=3936975

“Do you know who I am?”

Ah, entitlement.

Jillian McCarney isn’t an athlete or a celebrity but she still has that pretense to privilege that makes the behavior of many jocks and entertainers so attractive.

McCarney is the daughter of a University of Florida assistant football coach — not even the head coach, mind you. But that’s still enough reflected glory for her to act "special" when a problem arose at her apartment, where she was hosting a party.

According to the cops, the 21-year-old University of Iowa student (her dad used to coach there) became verbally abusive when they detained her for having a disorderly house, screaming, “Do you know who my dad is? He is Dan McCarney.”

The police report stated that McCarney tried to hit and kick the officer and later “guaranteed all her charges will be ‘dropped’ because her name is ‘McCarney’ and they have “a lot of money.”

And actually, the way things work in college towns, she might have been right if she’d shut up and cooperated. Having charges dropped seems a lot less likely now …

Friday column: Maybe he can also work on ending poverty

At his tightly controlled news conference a few days ago, Alex Rodriguez told us he wants to “start making the world a better place.”

Which is sweet.

Of course, he didn’t say how he would begin to do that, but then, Miss Congeniality really isn’t into specifics — such as exactly what steroids he took and exactly how he got them.

Nor is he particularly forthcoming about his association with trainer Angel Presinal, who has been linked to performance-enhancing drugs and is banned from every clubhouse in Major League Baseball.

According to the New York Daily News, Presinal was Rodriguez’s constant companion in 2007, when the Yankee third baseman’s home-run total jumped from 35 to 54.

Asked about Presinal, Rodriguez said, “I’m not getting into any of that.”

I can’t say I blame him, and his staying mum is OK with me, as it allows use of a line I found at QuotationPage.com: “Actions lie louder than words.”

The quote’s author, Carolyn Wells (1862-1942), was a writer known mostly for nonsense verse, which makes her perfect for today’s column — for a lot of what is being said about the steroid situation is nonsense.

Such as, Bud Selig’s insistence that he bears no responsibility for baseball’s steroid mess:

“I don’t want to hear the commissioner turned a blind eye to this or he didn’t care about it,” Selig said. “That annoys the you-know-what out of me. … I think we’ve come farther than anyone ever dreamed possible.”

However far the game has come — and the distance is debatable — is not because of Selig but pressure from Congress in the form of embarrassing hearings and the threat to mandate year-round, Olympic-style testing.

Leadership? Selig couldn’t lead a fish to water.

Now Donald Fehr is a leader, and he’s led the baseball union to a place where many of its most accomplished members are not only despised, but likely to be kept out of the Hall of Fame in spite of amazing numbers — numbers like 762 home runs, numbers like 354 career wins.

Fehr’s beef is that people keep talking about performance-enhancing drugs as though they are still a problem. Insists Fehr: “We fixed the problem and we need to look forward, as Bud has said many times.”

Any time Fehr is agreeing with Selig, it’s time for a bunkum alert.

Fehr fought testing tooth and nail, relenting only under congressional pressure, and he has the brass to say, “We” fixed the problem? We fixed the problem? That’s like Jeff Davis saying, “We ended slavery.”

Then there’s the little matter of HGH, which baseball does not test for.
Maybe A-Rod could publicly push for such testing — which was used at last year’s Olympics. That would make the baseball world, at least, a better place.

Contact Jim Gordon at gjames43@msn.com.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

There are drawbacks to a sports mentality


Recommended reading: Sally Jenkins’s Washington Post piece on the nexus of sports and high finance. Such CEOs or former CEOs such as Bank of America’s Kenneth Lewis, Merrill Lynch’s John Thain, Morgan Stanley’s John J. Mack, J.P. Morgan Chase’s Jamie Dimon and Lehman Brothers’ Richard Fuld (that's Mr. Square Jaw, above) have sports backgrounds, and a sports mentality — which hasn’t always served them or their shareholders well.

Jenkins writes:

“Edward Bennett Williams called it ‘contest living,’ the unrelieved striving in which ‘every effort is marked down at the end as a win or a loss.’ In times of prosperity that kind of strut was called successful ambition, but as new frauds are revealed weekly and financial institutions turn to sand, it's fair to ask whether these super-motivated, aggressive risk-taker chief executives misapplied the notion of business as sport, and got too intoxicated with winning.”

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/18/AR2009021803541.html?hpid=sec-sports

How do you really feel, Ozzie?

Sunday, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen took a shot at baseball’s penalties for banned substances, saying first-time violators should be kicked out of the game for a year. Currently, the penalty is 50 games.

"I feel we have to do something very drastic about this situation," he said.

The more Guillen talked, the more worked up he became, finally advocating a one-strike-and-you’re-out rule.

"That 50-game suspension? That's bull,” Guillen said. “I would say, 'Man, you get caught now, you're done for life.’ "

Later in the week, he took a shot at Alex Rodriguez — specifically at the story A-Rod peddled at his Tuesday news conference. Guillen didn’t exactly buy Rodriguez’s tale of not knowing what banned substances he took. Said Guillen:

"When you say you don't know what you was taking, he's like spitting in your face, like ignorance — "You guys are a bunch of idiots.

"Wow. You've been doing it for three, four, five years, six years, and you don't know what it's doing? I don't buy that one. I'm sorry. Alex is my dear friend but that's a slap in my face ... do you think I'm stupid?"

Friday column: Berlin to Dubai to Caracas

We’ve seen it before:

A Jewish athlete is not allowed to compete in an international event, excuses are made and the competition goes on anyway.

In 1936 it was the Berlin Olympics, where United States Olympic Committee head Avery Brundage — at the last minute — replaced Sam Stoller and Marty Glickman on the favored 4x100-meter relay team, sparing Hitler the embarrassment of seeing two Jews on the gold-medal platform.

In 2009 it’s the Barclays Dubai Tennis Championships, where the United Arab Emirates — at the last minute — denied Israel’s Shahar Peer a visa.

The UAE said that in the wake of Israel’s recent incursions into the Gaza Strip, it was concerned for Peer’s safety.

No one bought the excuse, especially since the UAE waited to deny the visa until last weekend — when most of the players were already in Dubai — making it extremely difficult for the Women’s Tennis Association to cancel the event, which began Sunday.

But protests were made. To its credit, the Tennis Channel responded to the snub of Peer by canceling plans to televise the tournament, and the WTA told Dubai its actions threatened future tennis events in the UAE.

But does the exclusion of a single athlete really matter?

It does.

Barring an athlete from an international event is meant to marginalize and intimidate. When it goes unchallenged, it’s not only wrong, it also can be a sign of the times. Two years after the Berlin Games — when the USOC seemingly bowed to Nazi pressure and benched Stoller and Glickman — came Kristallnacht.

But that was long ago, you say. The world has changed, you say. Well, this year in Venezuela, strongman Hugo Chávez, pushing a referendum that could allow him to stay in office indefinitely, cast about for a useful scapegoat to replace the departed George W. Bush, and found one.

According to a Washington Post editorial, a commentator on a pro-government Web site, following Chavez’s lead, demanded that citizens ‘publicly challenge every Jew that you find in the street, shopping center or park’ and called for a boycott of Jewish businesses (and) seizures of Jewish-owned property ...” Caracas’ largest synagogue was attacked by thugs, who spray-painted “Jews get out” on the walls and confiscated a registry of members.

Oddly, that news has been under-reported, while the controversy over Peer has not — and columns critical of the UAE in The New York Times, ESPN and elsewhere, combined with tough talk from the WTA, apparently have had an effect.

Thursday it was announced that Andy Ram of Israel would be allowed to play in a tennis tournament next week in Dubai. Ram’s lawyer said, “I hope that this is a breakthrough and marks the end to these types of things.”

I hope so, too — but I wouldn’t bet on it.

Contact Jim Gordon at gjames43@msn.com.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Are we in real trouble here? Roger that …

The week hasn’t gone so well for Roger Clemens.

On Tuesday, former Rep. Tom Davis, who defended Clemens when he testified last year before Congress, told the former pitcher through USA Today that he should "cut your losses." Then he said, "Frankly, I think we'll see (perjury) charges in the Clemens case and they will come around pretty quickly. Lying under oath is serious. It's not like A-Rod lying to Katie Couric in an interview. When you're under oath, you have to tell the truth."

Then Thursday, a judge dismissed most of Clemens’ defamation lawsuit against Brian McNamee – the trainer who fingered Clemens for using HGH and steroids.

The judge did let stand Clemens’ claim that McNamee defamed him when he twice told Andy Pettitte that Clemens had used HGH and steroids. Unfortunately for Clemens, Pettitte has already testified under that McNamee was telling the truth.

If Clemens still wants to pursue that part of the case, McNamee’s lawyers are more than happy to oblige.

"We look forward to litigating that and deposing Andy Pettitte,” Earl Ward said.

It would seem time for Clemens to drop what's left of the the lawsuit, come clean and make a deal. But the next intelligent thing Clemens does in this matter will be his first.